August 20, 2014

rakkaus-soturi:

clown-dick:

how to get a thigh gap

  1. put a guys head between your legs

That’s what’s up

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August 19, 2014

safelyendangered:

The moral of the story is to always carry an axe

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August 19, 2014

petervquill:

HO-HO-HO! Here comes Deady Claus right down Deady Claus Lane!

DeadPool (2012) #2

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August 19, 2014

furbearingbrick:

vampirequeeneffeffia:

rita-haxx:

Fucking Christ

These are technically still facts.

buzzkill facts totally need to be a thing

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August 19, 2014

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August 19, 2014

thenerdgirlcometh:

takeaspoonful:

The others got Groot a new pot and decorated it. 

I needed some of my tears tonight to be good ones.

(via gingerinvermont)

August 19, 2014
Unpleasant Realities

bethesaurusrex:

apachedanse:

Every time I read on Tumblr about someone who whines about “x type of dancers not asking them to dance” makes me want to know who that person is in real life so I can say no to them.

Word.

August 19, 2014

"Oh… It’s you. It’s been a long time. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME."

"Oh… It’s you. It’s been a long time. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME."

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August 19, 2014

bewwbs:

voxamberlynn:

lexbots:

the pumpkin king / sally

Okay, but holy shit, THIS IS UNREAL.

HOLY WOW

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August 19, 2014

h0t-southern-mess:

skygemspeaks:

gimme-more-waffles:

in-demigodishness-and-all-that:

lucker-st0mpp:

pinupatheart:

boobscupcakesnweed:

image

I shall reblog whenever I see this….

the amount of perfection in that paragraph makes my heart happy.

I’m a Christian and I support this message.

i think i’m crying that’s so perfect

There’s also the fact that the reason Jesus died on the cross was so that Christians no longer had to follow the laws of the Old Testament.

By denying homosexuals the right to marry because of what it says in Leviticus, you are basically saying that Jesus’ sacrifice WAS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU.

^^^

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August 19, 2014
her smile of “aw sweetheart” when he flexes

her smile of “aw sweetheart” when he flexes

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August 19, 2014
toni-tan:

caliel:

niceoverallsloser:

PREACH IT GIRL

have you ever heard about condoms or other methods “to not get pregnant” girl

Have you ever heard of pregnancies as a result of rape and abuse? Have you heard of the failure rates on contraception?

toni-tan:

caliel:

niceoverallsloser:

PREACH IT GIRL

have you ever heard about condoms or other methods “to not get pregnant” girl

Have you ever heard of pregnancies as a result of rape and abuse? Have you heard of the failure rates on contraception?

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August 19, 2014

evesvitamins:

elationandecstasy:

Chocolate covered bird my favorite. littlebanana77

me

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August 18, 2014

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August 18, 2014

blackjackmothafucka:

This is the devil’s favorite post

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